Funny Birthday Card Saying

Let a funny birthday card saying light up your birthday card! Crack up in smiles and laughter with these funny birthday verses.

You don't have to come up with your own wise sayings. Sometimes, the best sayings have already been expressed, by others. Turn to the funny birthday sayings below for inspiration.

Use them as sayings in your birthday cards. Alternatively, let them give you ideas to come up with your own funny birthday sayings.

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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.
~ Lowell Thomas

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
~ Anonymous

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
~ Jean Rhys

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
~ Author Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
~ Ingrid Bergman

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
~ Andy Roone

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~ J. P. Sears

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
~ Mary Schmich

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ C.E.M. Joad

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
~ Georges Clemenceau

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
~ Oscar Wilde

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
~ Louis Kronenberger

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
~ Maurice Chevalier

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
~ John Quincy Adams

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~ Lewis Carroll

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~ Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
~ Bob Hope

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