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Funny Birthday Quotes
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler
After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.
~ Lowell Thomas
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks.
~ Jean Rhys
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
~ Author Unknown
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
~ Ingrid Bergman
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
~ Andy Roone
If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
~ Eubie Blake
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~ J. P. Sears
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
~ Mary Schmich
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ C.E.M. Joad
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
~ Georges Clemenceau
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
~ Oscar Wilde
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
~ Louis Kronenberger
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
~ Maurice Chevalier
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
~ John Quincy Adams
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~ Lewis Carroll
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~ Mark Twain
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
~ Bob Hope
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