Funny Birthday Card Saying

Let a funny birthday card saying light up your birthday card! Crack up in smiles and laughter with these funny birthday verses.

You don’t have to come up with your own wise sayings. Sometimes, the best sayings have already been expressed, by others. Turn to the funny birthday sayings below for inspiration.

Use them as sayings in your birthday cards. Alternatively, let them give you ideas to come up with your own funny birthday sayings.

If you have a funny birthday saying or verse you’ll like to share, send me your saying! I’ll add your funny quote to my collection on this page and people from all corners of the world can enjoy using it in their birthday cards!


Funny Birthday Quotes

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler


After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.
~ Lowell Thomas


Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
~ Anonymous


Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke


Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks.
~ Jean Rhys


Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
~ Author Unknown


Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
~ Ingrid Bergman


I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
~ Andy Roone


If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
~ Eubie Blake


Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~ J. P. Sears


Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
~ Mary Schmich


May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra


Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ C.E.M. Joad


Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
~ Georges Clemenceau


No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
~ Oscar Wilde


Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
~ Louis Kronenberger


Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
~ Maurice Chevalier


Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
~ John Quincy Adams


The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball


There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~ Lewis Carroll


The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen


Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~ Robert Frost


To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~ Mark Twain


You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
~ Bob Hope


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